FROM THE DUMB NETWORK

More Stupid Minnesota Laws:

"Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head."

Ok am I missing something about crossing state lines with fowl on your head? Was this really a problem and if yes, why?

It is illegal to sleep naked.

Off to jail I go...

All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.

Ok this one I understand, have you seen the bellys on some of those bikers? But do note it says nothing about woman!

It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.

Ok I really need to move, if only I could find that progressive southern state of legend...