8.19.2004

Paradoxes can help drive a point sometimes-
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>> >
>> >
>> > Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's
>> > daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business
>> > with him and a bad guy
>> > when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden"
>> > diversion.
>> >
>> > Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is
>> > communist, but trade with
>> > China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of
>> > international
>> > harmony.
>> >
>> > The United States should get out of the United
>> > Nations,
>> > and our highest
>> > national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions
>> > against
>> > Iraq.
>> >
>> > A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
>> > multi-national corporations can make decisions
>> > affecting all mankind without
>> > regulation.
>> >
>> > Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals
>> > and Hillary Clinton.
>> >
>> > The best way to improve military morale is to praise
>> > the troops in speeches
>> > while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
>> >
>> > If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't
>> > have sex.
>> >
>> > A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our
>> > long-time allies, then
>> > demand their cooperation and money.
>> >
>> > Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing
>> > health care to all Americans is socialism.
>> >
>> > HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests
>> > of
>> > the public at heart.
>> >
>> > Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
>> > creationism should be taught in schools.
>> >
>> > A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable
>> > offense.
>> >
>> > A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands
>> > die is solid defense policy.
>> >
>> > Government should limit itself to the powers named in
>> > the Constitution,
>> > which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
>> >
>> > The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but
>> > George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
>> >
>> > Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime,
>> > unless you're a
>> > conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our
>> > prayers for your recovery.
>> >
>> > You support states' rights, which means Attorney
>> > General John Ashcroft can
>> > tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to
>> > adopt.
>> >
>> > What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital
>> > national
>> > interest, but what
>> > Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
>> >
>> > Feel free to pass this on.
>> >
>> > If you don't send it to at least 10 other people,
>> > we're
>> > likely to be stuck
>> > with Bush for 4 more years.
>> >
>> > Friends don't let friends vote for Bush.

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