Bad jokes from sis...

One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road,
drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up
ahead
Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin'
these
here beers!"

"Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish
drinkin'
these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then
throw
the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl. They finished their
beers,
threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their
foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been
drinking?"

"No sir," said Earl, "we're on the patch."