Some headlines from the last week.

Masturbation is good for you!
Naked burglar!
A new danger of shrinkage (this is for the men!).

The Idiots of the Week are Mrs. C A woman married for 17 yrs who did not realise her "husband" had no penis and was actually a woman.
And this guy! Who cut of his ring finger with his wedding ring still attached just to spit his ex-wife!