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Spears, Husband Do Letterman's Top 10 List

Top 10 reason NOT to watch "Britney and Kevin: Chaotic"

"10. Britney: There's never-before-seen footage of me wrestling an alligator.

9. Kevin: Unlike those 'Desperate Housewives' chicks, we're not, like, 60 years old.

8. Britney: It's like 'American Idol' except no one sleeps with Paula Abdul.

7. Kevin: In the first episode, you can see my ass.

6. Britney: I'm hot.

5. Kevin: She's hot.

4. Britney and Kevin: We haven't had nearly enough media coverage.

3. Britney: It's gotta be better than this show.

2. Kevin: If enough people tune in, maybe my wife will make out with Madonna again.

1. Britney: In the season finale, you'll find out that Dave is the father of my baby - oops."