2.25.2006

A few jokes from my father in-law...

1) "Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, ' God, what does a million years mean to you?'
The Lord replies, 'A minute.' Smith asks, 'And what does a million dollars mean to you?' The Lord replies, 'A penny.' Smith asks, 'Can I have a penny?' The Lord replies, 'In a minute.' "



2) "A man goes to see the Rabbi. 'Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.' The Rabbi asked, 'What's wrong?' The man replied, 'My wife is poisoning me.' The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, 'How can that be?' The man then pleads, 'I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?' The Rabbi then offers, 'Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know.'

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says. 'I spoke to your wife on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?' The man said yes, and the Rabbi replied, 'Take the poison."



Last but not least, "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should get used to the idea.
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Great jokes. Gave me a good chuckle.

-James