iWon News: "Va. Woman Gets Stuck in Bathtub for 5 Days

Apr 17, 10:54 PM (ET)

HAMPTON, Va. (AP) - A 75-year-old woman who lay trapped in her bathtub for five days toasted her rescue with a cola and a cigarette."

Talk about pruning... but at 75 nobody probably noticed. Cola and a cig? A grandma after my own heart!