Now Cartman is not just big boned he is also a viral inflicted obese young man who is not responsible for his own size! Read below...


Dominican Today: "'Not all obesity can be explained by infection,' said Dhurandhar, a researcher at the Pennington Biomedial Research Center of Louisiana State University in Baton Rouge. Yet “infections can be one of the causes.'

The general public has presumed for ages that most obesity is caused simply by overeating, lack of or little exercise and no will power. But viruses are just one of many contributing factors that scientists have recently discovered."

And speaking of viruses, I'm sick as a dog... so feel sorry for me damn it!

"Rocky" Returns! - Oct 17, 2005 - E! Online News: "Cue 'Eye of the Tiger'--the Italian Stallion is coming out of retirement for more one shot.

Sylvester Stallone has signed on to reprise his role as the boxing champ for a sixth installment in the once mighty franchise."

They (they being Stallone) should see if Mike "Bite Me" Tyson and George "buy my cooking junk" Forman would be interested in guest appearances... I would love to see Rocky spar with Tyson!

While looking at pic's of Stallone for the next posting I ran across this! I have one question?

If walking down a dark alley in the middle of the night which one of two would scare you the most? ... For me it would be JACK!

IBOOB
Ananova - Musical breast implants: "Musical breast implants

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection."

Drinking Liberally: "DRINKING LIBERALLY
Now with OVER 100 chapters nationwide!
Find or start a chapter near you."

This explains alot!

The people of Belgium have annihilated the Smurfs, the blue-skinned cartoon characters.

Official Google Blog: Googlebombing 'failure': "If you do a Google search on the word [failure] or the phrase [miserable failure], the top result is currently the White House’s official biographical page for President Bush. " Try it here! And OMG this is funny, no matter if you love or hate the Bush!

So after the failure of the Bog we headed on over to the Wildflower garden, we had alot of fun just wandering about hunting for those fall flowers. All in all not a bad Sunday, the most important thing was, Carrie and I spent time together.

So after spending all of our freetime the last week packing things in boxes for the move we headed out to spend a day wandering Wirth Park. We have driven by the Quaking Bog a thousand times but had never stopped. We did, but won't again. What is it? Sinking walkways over a bog, imagine walking on a sponge with birds and a acidic smell and you have it.

Serenity, it was a great movie. I never watched the TV series Firefly which the movie is based on, but after seeing the movie I ordered the whole series on DVD. It had the feel of Star Wars, go see it! If you want here is a quick catch-up to the series before the movie... it helps.

So starting Nov.1st don't be looking here for much, I'll be too busy trying to write a 50,000 word novel in a single month. Crazy, you say. I agree it is crazy which is the reason I'm going to try. What am I talking about? Go here and find out!

Britain, UK news from The Times and The Sunday Times - Times Online: "Posters for his new animated feature film Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were Rabbit have been banned from the Isle of Portland, Dorset, because of a local superstition."

Truth is stranger than fiction.

For a good read tonight head on over to http://www.waiterrant.net/, this is one of the waiters better stories.

U.S. President George Bush said Tuesday that in event of a bird flu pandemic, American troops would be the best solution to enforce quarantines.

So I was joking with Carrie Sunday night, that the Bush was planning on taking over the USA. I said this after watching another report about the avian bird flu pandemic that the media keeps hyping. I said "Just watch Bush will put the military in charge and enforce martial law to protect the US. This of course would coincide with suspending the elections. I can hear it now "We wouldn't want large groups of people getting together and passing the flu around would we? We will have the election as soon as it is safe too." That would be lets say oh ten or fifteen yrs down the road, after a few more minor disasters. Who is going to stop him? The supreme court will now be in his control after Ms. What the hell is her name and what has she done, is confirmed. The military, well they all are off fighting the war on terror don't you know.

You have the right to bare arms, well my good people run out and stock up there is a civil war abrewing, you better be prepared. The gov.... "wait let go of me"... Haven't you ever heard of freedom of speech?" Let go I say.... aaaahhhh

Hello folks this is your president please disregard and forget everything you have ever read or learned, it was a dream. Don't worry I'm in charge right now and forever.......

So to steal a joke from Jay Leno ".. Bush has started drinking again(or here), you know what that means? All of his decisions up till now where made sober!" Now that is scary! So is this... But here is a good idea.

Uuummmm... there is a joke here somewhere but.... I don't know how to say it!

EJB dot com Ever need a reason not to be hypnotizied, here it is!

7Online.com: 7online.com: News from WABC-TV: "(New York-AP, Sept. 27, 2005) - It's an only in New York story. A woman was given a ticket for sitting on a park bench because she doesn't have children.
The Rivington Playground on Manhattan's East Side has a small sign at the entrance that says adults are prohibited unless they are accompanied by a child.

Forty-seven-year-old Sandra Catena says she didn't see the sign when she sat down to wait for an arts festival to start. Two New York City police officers asked her if she was with a child. When she said no, they gave her a ticket that could bring a one thousand dollar fine and 90 days in jail."

MSNBC - News of the Weird: "City Officials Who Know How to Make News of the Weird: Mayor Felipe Santolia of Espertantina, Brazil, declared last May 9 as 'Orgasm Day,' pointing out that orgasms seem to make people happier and more productive. And Mayor Gabor Mitynan of a municipal district in Budapest, Hungary, declared in August that female workers should not wear revealing skirts to work unless they have 'completely perfect legs,' nor crop tops unless they have 'well-trained bellies.' [ABC News-AP, 5-9-05] [Reuters, 8-26-05]"

Ok someone at microsoft is doing drugs. Why do I say that you ask, well go here and give me another explanation for this!