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10.29.2005
10.27.2005
10.23.2005
The Love Boot: "Fifty-three men bounced, laughed, shrieked and stomped in unison Sunday afternoon."
Today was my birthday and what a present I received!
Today was my birthday and what a present I received!
10.22.2005
Idiot of the week is....
WCCO-TV - Minnesota's Breaking News, Weather, Traffic and Sports: Man Gets $900K After Cop Accidentally Shoots Him: "Investigators said during a struggle an officer thought he was pulling the trigger of his Taser against Atak's back -- but instead of a Taser, it was his .40-caliber Glock handgun. "
WCCO-TV - Minnesota's Breaking News, Weather, Traffic and Sports: Man Gets $900K After Cop Accidentally Shoots Him: "Investigators said during a struggle an officer thought he was pulling the trigger of his Taser against Atak's back -- but instead of a Taser, it was his .40-caliber Glock handgun. "
Since I missed a few weeks here is idiot of the week part two... this one is also a cop?
Oddly Enough News Article | Reuters.com: "Australian authorities have apologized to the family of an elderly man who was given a parking ticket while he lay dead in his car in a suburban shopping center."
"The circumstances surrounding the location of this poor fellow must make it all the harder for the family. It is simply a case of the parking officer not noticing."
Oddly Enough News Article | Reuters.com: "Australian authorities have apologized to the family of an elderly man who was given a parking ticket while he lay dead in his car in a suburban shopping center."
"The circumstances surrounding the location of this poor fellow must make it all the harder for the family. It is simply a case of the parking officer not noticing."
10.21.2005
But White House officials insist all is "business as usual."
Some analysts and Republicans say the string of setbacks that have beset the nomination is a testament to how unhinged the White House has become amid legal and political problems, including the criminal investigation into the possible roles of two key administration aides  Karl Rove and I. Lewis 'Scooter' Libby  in the unmasking of a covert CIA operative.
'You're seeing evidence of a profoundly disorganized and demoralized White House,' said Ross Baker, a political scientist at Rutgers University who has also spent time working on the Senate staff. 'If you are looking for evidence of a rudderless White House, the slipshod manner in which Harriet Miers' papers were prepared is really Exhibit A.'
Other Republicans are mostly withholding public judgment until she testifies at confirmation hearings that are scheduled to begin Nov. 7. But privately, some expressed surprise and unease at how poorly prepared the White House was for the skepticism Miers encountered. And they lamented that Bush had failed to find a nominee who would help unite and energize a party demoralized by troubles in Iraq, high gas prices and criticism of Bush's response to Hurricane Katrina.
The scariest thing about all this is that they DO think this is "business as usual".
10.19.2005
Now Cartman is not just big boned he is also a viral inflicted obese young man who is not responsible for his own size! Read below...
Dominican Today: "'Not all obesity can be explained by infection,' said Dhurandhar, a researcher at the Pennington Biomedial Research Center of Louisiana State University in Baton Rouge. Yet Âinfections can be one of the causes.'
The general public has presumed for ages that most obesity is caused simply by overeating, lack of or little exercise and no will power. But viruses are just one of many contributing factors that scientists have recently discovered."
And speaking of viruses, I'm sick as a dog... so feel sorry for me damn it!
Dominican Today: "'Not all obesity can be explained by infection,' said Dhurandhar, a researcher at the Pennington Biomedial Research Center of Louisiana State University in Baton Rouge. Yet Âinfections can be one of the causes.'
The general public has presumed for ages that most obesity is caused simply by overeating, lack of or little exercise and no will power. But viruses are just one of many contributing factors that scientists have recently discovered."
And speaking of viruses, I'm sick as a dog... so feel sorry for me damn it!
10.17.2005
"Rocky" Returns! - Oct 17, 2005 - E! Online News: "Cue 'Eye of the Tiger'--the Italian Stallion is coming out of retirement for more one shot.
Sylvester Stallone has signed on to reprise his role as the boxing champ for a sixth installment in the once mighty franchise."
They (they being Stallone) should see if Mike "Bite Me" Tyson and George "buy my cooking junk" Forman would be interested in guest appearances... I would love to see Rocky spar with Tyson!
10.13.2005
IBOOB
Ananova - Musical breast implants: "Musical breast implants
Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.
One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection."
Drinking Liberally: "DRINKING LIBERALLY
Now with OVER 100 chapters nationwide!
Find or start a chapter near you."
10.11.2005
Official Google Blog: Googlebombing 'failure': "If you do a Google search on the word [failure] or the phrase [miserable failure], the top result is currently the White House’s official biographical page for President Bush. " Try it here! And OMG this is funny, no matter if you love or hate the Bush!
So after spending all of our freetime the last week packing things in boxes for the move we headed out to spend a day wandering Wirth Park. We have driven by the Quaking Bog a thousand times but had never stopped. We did, but won't again. What is it? Sinking walkways over a bog, imagine walking on a sponge with birds and a acidic smell and you have it.
10.10.2005
10.06.2005
So starting Nov.1st don't be looking here for much, I'll be too busy trying to write a 50,000 word novel in a single month. Crazy, you say. I agree it is crazy which is the reason I'm going to try. What am I talking about? Go here and find out!
Britain, UK news from The Times and The Sunday Times - Times Online: "Posters for his new animated feature film Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were Rabbit have been banned from the Isle of Portland, Dorset, because of a local superstition."
Truth is stranger than fiction.
For a good read tonight head on over to http://www.waiterrant.net/, this is one of the waiters better stories.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
For a good read tonight head on over to http://www.waiterrant.net/, this is one of the waiters better stories.
10.05.2005
U.S. President George Bush said Tuesday that in event of a bird flu pandemic, American troops would be the best solution to enforce quarantines.
So I was joking with Carrie Sunday night, that the Bush was planning on taking over the USA. I said this after watching another report about the avian bird flu pandemic that the media keeps hyping. I said "Just watch Bush will put the military in charge and enforce martial law to protect the US. This of course would coincide with suspending the elections. I can hear it now "We wouldn't want large groups of people getting together and passing the flu around would we? We will have the election as soon as it is safe too." That would be lets say oh ten or fifteen yrs down the road, after a few more minor disasters. Who is going to stop him? The supreme court will now be in his control after Ms. What the hell is her name and what has she done, is confirmed. The military, well they all are off fighting the war on terror don't you know.
You have the right to bare arms, well my good people run out and stock up there is a civil war abrewing, you better be prepared. The gov.... "wait let go of me"... Haven't you ever heard of freedom of speech?" Let go I say.... aaaahhhh
Hello folks this is your president please disregard and forget everything you have ever read or learned, it was a dream. Don't worry I'm in charge right now and forever.......
So I was joking with Carrie Sunday night, that the Bush was planning on taking over the USA. I said this after watching another report about the avian bird flu pandemic that the media keeps hyping. I said "Just watch Bush will put the military in charge and enforce martial law to protect the US. This of course would coincide with suspending the elections. I can hear it now "We wouldn't want large groups of people getting together and passing the flu around would we? We will have the election as soon as it is safe too." That would be lets say oh ten or fifteen yrs down the road, after a few more minor disasters. Who is going to stop him? The supreme court will now be in his control after Ms. What the hell is her name and what has she done, is confirmed. The military, well they all are off fighting the war on terror don't you know.
You have the right to bare arms, well my good people run out and stock up there is a civil war abrewing, you better be prepared. The gov.... "wait let go of me"... Haven't you ever heard of freedom of speech?" Let go I say.... aaaahhhh
Hello folks this is your president please disregard and forget everything you have ever read or learned, it was a dream. Don't worry I'm in charge right now and forever.......
10.03.2005
So to steal a joke from Jay Leno ".. Bush has started drinking again(or here), you know what that means? All of his decisions up till now where made sober!" Now that is scary! So is this... But here is a good idea.
10.02.2005
7Online.com: 7online.com: News from WABC-TV: "(New York-AP, Sept. 27, 2005) - It's an only in New York story. A woman was given a ticket for sitting on a park bench because she doesn't have children.
The Rivington Playground on Manhattan's East Side has a small sign at the entrance that says adults are prohibited unless they are accompanied by a child.
Forty-seven-year-old Sandra Catena says she didn't see the sign when she sat down to wait for an arts festival to start. Two New York City police officers asked her if she was with a child. When she said no, they gave her a ticket that could bring a one thousand dollar fine and 90 days in jail."
MSNBC - News of the Weird: "City Officials Who Know How to Make News of the Weird: Mayor Felipe Santolia of Espertantina, Brazil, declared last May 9 as 'Orgasm Day,' pointing out that orgasms seem to make people happier and more productive. And Mayor Gabor Mitynan of a municipal district in Budapest, Hungary, declared in August that female workers should not wear revealing skirts to work unless they have 'completely perfect legs,' nor crop tops unless they have 'well-trained bellies.' [ABC News-AP, 5-9-05] [Reuters, 8-26-05]"
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