Duluth residents appear to have another choice in the upcoming mayoral race - that is, if they're willing to vote for a 30-year-old blue felt puppet. Mr. nice...

For a state that has had a wrestler for Governor and a self proclaimed vampire running for office, I think Mr. Nice may have a chance!
Since all my friends and relatives are "weird" I guess I'll never be an uncle again! How about we neuter retired horny game show hosts also?
Bad jokes from sis...

One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road,
drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up
Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin'
here beers!"

"Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish
these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then
the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl. They finished their
threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been

"No sir," said Earl, "we're on the patch."